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For my English reader, here's my translation. It's done within a hurry, so please forgive me if the translation isn't that accurate. If you would like to correct any mistake or give any suggestion, feel free to drop your comment. Would be my honour to be corrected. Anyway, have fun.
disclaimer: I'm trying to minimise the usage of Singlish or any other broken English in attempt to improve my English :P
1.
During primary One
- Mom: "You're now in primary one! No longer a baby, do you understand? Don't play anymore, study harder!"
2.
During primary six
- Mom: "Thinking of playing the whole day! Go study now! You thought that you're still in primary one?"
3.
During Form One in secondary school
- Mom: "If you're still a primary school student, I won't blame you for being so playful. But you're now in primary one in secondary school, don't only think of playing, understood?"
4.
During Form Six in secondary school
- Mom: "Still thinking of playing! Playing and playing! You thought you're still in Form one? You're 18 years old now, understood?"
5.
During the first year in University
- Lecturer: "Everyone, if you're still a secondary school student, being playful is understandable, but you've entered a university now, don't be so playful anymore, understood?"
6.
During the last year in university
- Lecturer: "You're going to face the society soon! You can't be playful anymore! You all thought that you've just entered uni?"
7.
Just stepped into the society
- Dad: "You're in the society now, find a job, don't be playful anymore, understood? You're no longer in your honeymoon student time!"
8.
During marriage
If you're being playful previously, I don't blame you! But now you have a family, it's time to stop being so behaving!"
9.
Upon becoming a parent
- "You've become a dad, still acting so playfully! Are you scared that you won't have the time for it next time? Go and earn more money!"
10.
At old age
- Wife: "You're already seventy eighty years old! Still being so playful! You thought that you're just in your thirties? Sit properly can't you?"
11.
Before death
- Wife: "After retiring, didn't try to enjoy himself, now before the last breath,only then thought of enjoying! *sigh*"
12.
After death
- Soul A: "Someone didn't try to play football before death, now that you're dead, isn't it a bit too late?"
- poor guy: "I really want to kick this ball... !@#$%^& Till when can I start playing?"